The Countdown Continues

It is no longer possible for either Steven or I to call our parents without having them answer the phone with an expectant, "Are you/is she in labor?"

On the other hand, I have found myself repeatedly flipping through all five of my pregnancy books, despite the fact that I know they do not contain the only piece of information I need at the moment: when will I, Hana Schank, have this baby. Seriously, what on earth were these authors thinking?