What I Wouldn't Give For A Hard Day At The Office

So I was checking in on my assistant the other day. I managed to sell one last project as I was in labor (I know, I know - I take anal-neurotic-over-acheiving to an entirely new level) and i wanted to see how she was doing on it. So I called her and we chatted for a bit and then she asked a totally obvious question.

"How's being a mother?"

I thought for a minute.

"It's a lot harder than being an Information Architect," I said, finally.