Someone Else Writes About My Breasts For A Change

I have been a bit busy over the past few days, ever since this came out. Apparently when someone says really nasty things about you in a major newspaper you get to write a response, so that is what I have been doing.

Thanks to the review, when you Google my name you now get a link to a porn site for bodacious blondes.

I would like to say, for the record, that anyone who thinks that requiring a "major hydraulic system of lingerie" to keep one's breasts in place is a POSITIVE thing clearly has never suffered the indignity of not being able to do things like, say, buy a button-down shirt, wear a spaghetti strap dress, or run around the block (you strap two five pound balloons to your chest and go for a run, then tell me how much fun it is).

That said, I am glad I made Alexandra Jacobs self-conscious about her breast size. As I hear she is currently pregnant, assuming that she breastfeeds she will soon understandwhy big boobs are not all they're cracked up to be.

And that's all I have to say about that. For the moment.