Author Photo - The Results

Here's what I would look like if I were skinny and had perfect skin. Interestingly, it is also what I will look like on the paperback edition of my book:



I think I'd like to hire a professional retoucher to follow me around. Here I am at the market with perfect skin! Here I am brushing my teeth first thing in the morning - don't I look flawless! I'm going to add that to my list of people to hire when I sell my movie rights, just after Personal Yoga Guru and Sushi Chef and perhaps above Person to Rock Me to Sleep at Night.