More Perfect

wherein i attempt to do all the things that women are supposed to do and generally make myself miserable in the process

Friday, August 04, 2006

Oh, Puh-leeze...

More breaking news: women like to make each other feel bad about shit.

I particularly like the woman who said the magazine cover made her husband feel uncomfortable. Why, because he's never seen her breasts? Or because he thought the baby was creepy looking? And if that makes him uncomfortable, how on earth does he manage to get through an episode of Baywatch? Or, like, leave the house? Ten bucks says her husband is off visiting hookers while she's home nursing.

Fifty seven percent of the American public thinks it's disgusting to breastfeed in public, But guess what? The other forty-three percent think you should be nailed to a cross of formula if you don't.

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