More Perfect

wherein i attempt to do all the things that women are supposed to do and generally make myself miserable in the process

Monday, February 05, 2007

Housekeeping at Fifteen Months

In celebration of your reaching 15 months of age, I present to you, the Milo Index:

So last Tuesday: brooms
What you're into now: mops
On the horizon: vacuum cleaners


So last Tuesday: walking
What you're into now: being carried around the apartment while pointing out everything that goes "beep"
On the horizon: being able to climb up people's legs


So last Tuesday: the words cup, garbage, animal sounds
What you're into now: pretending to blow your nose, occaisonal fake demonic laughter
On the horizon: sentences, I hope


So last Tuesday: applesauce
What you're into now: salami (amama)
On the horizon: sandwiches


So last Tuesday: ripping your hat off
What you're into now: putting hats on everyone, yourself included
On the horizon: keeping your mittens on


So last Tuesday: two naps
What you're into now: singing loudly to yourself for 30 minutes before falling asleep
On the horizon: staying up more than 4 hours at a time


So last Tuesday: putting things into the garbage
What you're into now: taking things out of the garbage
On the horizon: taking things out of the garbage and eating them

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