Not Like You're Married To Someone Who Wrote A Book On Weddings Or Anything

"We didn't get an invitation to that wedding yet. Are you sure we're invited?"

"Of course we're invited."

"But isn't it in March? It's almost March. They would have sent the invitations already."

"I think it's in March. Doesn't everyone want a March wedding?"

"No. Everyone wants a June wedding."

"Oh. Then it's in June."