More Evidence That The People Who Design Clothes Hate Women

Summer is here and I have no clothing. What in hell did I wear last summer? So I surfaced in SoHo from the fashion-exile that is Park Slope only to discover that this summer big floofy dresses with no waist are in style. And also dresses with hemlines approximately three centimeters from where your underwear starts. So your choices are, look like you are pregnant/concealing a small armada, or look like someone trying desperately to recapture the five minutes when you were 15 and had no cellulite.


Why, fashion industry, WHY?? Not fair not fair not fair.


Steven and I joined a gym about a month ago and quite frankly, I'm in good shape right now. My arms are toned, and I've even gotten rid of as much post-pregnancy stomach pooch as I probably could ever hope to without plastic surgery. So for the love of all that is holy, give me something I can wear!

I've seen women walking around in these dresses, and no one looks good in them. Super-skinny girls look even more board-shaped, and girls with boobs look like ... um .. what's a nice word for bloated?

So women of America, unite! Do not give in to the tyranny of the fashion world! Burn your floofy dresses. Storm into J. Crew or Banana Republic or whatever mall is closest to you and scream at the top of your lungs: "I am a woman and I have a waist!". That'll show them.