Business Trip by the Numbers

(With apologies to Harper's.)

Time I went to sleep the first night: 10PM

Time I woke up the next morning: 8:30AM

Total number of hours spent sleeping over the two nights I was away from home: 23 1/2

Amount of time spent in meeting discussing someone's iPhone: 15 minutes

Amount of time spent discussing cheese steak: 46 minutes

Amount of money spent on cheese steak while in Philly: $18.00

Number of times I wondered what Milo was doing: 2 billion

Amount of time I spent weighing whether it was better to go home early and see Milo or stay later and eat cheesesteak: 2 hours

Number of bites of cheese steak it took to convince me that I had made the right decision in opting to stay late: 2