The Problem With Crocs

Milo and I were taking a pre-dinner walk/run/yelp around the block when we passed by a woman coming the other direction.

"OH MY GOD," the woman yelled as Milo screeched past her. "I have those exact same shoes."

She pointed to the orange blur that was Milo's Crocs.

"I have the same shoes as a one-year-old," the woman said. "Something is not right here."

"He's almost two," I said. What I wanted to say was: yes, something is very wrong with your shoe choice.