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wherein i attempt to do all the things that women are supposed to do and generally make myself miserable in the process

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

It's Like Having A Conversation, But Not

Milo: Do you like starfish? Here's a starfish sticker.

Me: I do like starfish, but this is a star, not a starfish.

Milo: It's a starfish.

Me: No, it's a star. We could go see a starfish someday, though.

Milo: You have to try very hard and look up in the sky.

Me: No, stars are in the sky. Starfish are in the water. We could see a starfish in the ocean or at the aquarium.

Milo: I want to go to the aquarium.

Me: OK, someday we'll go.

Milo: I want to go to the aquarium today.

Me: We can't go today, but someday we'll go. (Looks at the sticker) This sticker says "You're a star."

Milo: (Peels off another sticker of a banana.) This sticker says "You're a banana."

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