Because I'm Just A Girl

Milo: I want Spiderman underwear today.

Me: OK. (Takes Spiderman underwear out of drawer.)

Milo: See Spiderman? He lives in a spiderweb because he's a spider.

Me: I don't think he lives in a spiderweb. I think he shoots spiderweb out of his hand.

Milo: He shoots spiderweb?

Me: I think so. To catch people. We should ask Dad, though.

Milo: (Pointing to the Incredible Hulk) And this is the Hook.

Me: It's the Hulk, not the Hook.

Milo: No, it's the Hook.

Me: Hulk. The Incredible Hulk.

Milo: (Indredulously) The HULK? HULK?

Me: Yes.

Milo: Let's ask Dad.

First Day of School