More Perfect

wherein i attempt to do all the things that women are supposed to do and generally make myself miserable in the process

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The State of My Union

I made it through the entire State of the Union address last night - it seems like it's been a while since that happened. And I found two things interesting. First, there was a lot of applause in the begining for Nancy Pelosi's uterus. Or the fact that she has one. Yay, Nancy Pelosi and her female organs.

I'm (duh) all for women in positions of power, but all that self-congratulatory applauding for the fact that there is now a female Speaker of the House just rubbed me the wrong way. When do we get to the part where we're beyond applauding women simply for being elected? When do we get to the part where there are just women around doing important things and we don't even really notice their female-ness?

Growing up I was pretty sure that there would be a female president in my life time, but I refuse to vote for Hillary Clinton just because she has ovaries. I need her to be good too.

And second: the plan for a tax credit for uninsured working poor, or whatever it was - seemed like Bush wasn't so sure himself - caused me to turn to Steven and ask, "Where's the tax credit for the uninsured who are just barely scraping by in wealthy New York neighborhoods? What about those of us who have to work our fingers to the bone trying to earn enough money to take nice Mexican vacations?"

Blah, blah, blah, working poor. They get all the attention from politicians. What about two-income families with nannies who want bigger apartments? We need tax credits too!

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Monday, December 04, 2006

Fashion Choices for the Environmentally Idiotic

"Are you going to buy a coat?" Steven asked.

We'd been perusing some online coat options over the weekend.

"I don't know," I said. "I'm confused about what kind of coat I'll need if there's not going to be that much winter anymore."

"You mean because of global warming?"

"Yes."

"So that was your takeaway from An Inconvenient Truth."

We're on a six-month lag for movie watching and had finally gotten around to seeing the big Al Gore movie the night before.

"Yes. I want to know how global warming is going to affect my fashion decisions. I mean, there's no point in getting a heavy winter coat if it's not going to be that cold."

"Right," said Steven. "Just checking."

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